Junk Mail

I assumed that one wouldn't receive as much tree-destroying junk mail in progressive Canada, but I'm regularly finding all sorts of random paper in the mailbox. On top of the Domino's and Safeway's coupons are brochures from political figures and the local government. My favorite so far is this newsletter from some organization that is funded by "Healthy Child Manitoba." It urges the reader to sing this song to the tune of Row, Row, Row Your Boat:

Wash, wash, wash your hands
Many times a day
Scrub and rub,
Rinse and dry,
And throw the germs away.