The Biggest Relief...

...would be a one-way plane ticket out of Winnipeg, and here is one more reason! Apparently, that hot chick (or chap) you picked up at the King's Head Inn gave you a reason to PEE IN A CUP.

Club Fantasy

This place was voted one of the top five strip clubs in Winnipeg, because it had a shower in the middle of the room. Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your view), it is now closed (like many places in Winnipeg, including Gluttons, which many considered the best restaurant).

What I'm wondering is, did they reenact fantasies of, say, permanently escaping Winnipeg? How much would that cost?

Sophisticated Single Men Sought in Winnipeg

The cosmopolitan NYC man knows he can meet his female counterpart at one of the many wine tastings around the city. But in Winnipeg, most men are off swilling Molson Canadian Beer while they cheer on the Blue Bombers or get suspended from university because of their participation in fight clubs.

So if you are a suave male wine appreciator, you might be accosted by female admirers at Winnipeg's Mona Lisa Restaurant. (Hey, it's worth a shot. Or maybe "shot" isn't the right word.)