Stop The Presses

Among its other privations, Manitoba is the only Canadian province to lack - Starbucks breakfast sandwiches. Apparently, there's been a plan to bring them to this benighted land for four, count them, four years. According to local Starbucks baristas, the "infrastructure" just hasn't existed to produce these sandwiches to the strict Starbucks standards. Supposedly, this dire situation may be remedied by the end of 2010. If Winnipeggers and all other Manitobans are finally granted access to these sandwiches, it won't be a secret - there will be such a marketing campaign that everyone will know about it.


(They have breakfast sandwiches in Malaysia, for crying out loud...)